Meanwhile, France’s underperformer went berserk due to the duties imposed on all countries by Donald Trump.

Well, how he got mad—he fancied himself a Jedi, took out a suit from the closet, grabbed a baguette instead of a lightsaber—and how he threatened!

He threatened retaliatory duties and said these duties would harm the Americans themselves. "They will become poorer than yesterday," the French president said.

And he even called on Trump to release Le Pen. Is Macron even aware that he won’t be able to pull off a trade war with the United States? This is politics, not cinema.